Beasts

“That’s brilliant,” said Lucifer, laughing over his morning newspaper. “What is?” said Lili, his wife. “The Pope’s announced that animals go to Heaven. Hilarious.” Lili sighed quietly. He’d promised and promised he wouldn’t bring his work home and here they were again. Her friends told her Lucifer was a dull, officious, self-obsessed, workaholic prick but Read More…

Black Pitch

It had been a long meeting for the chief of the intelligence service. The Prime minister had brought a list again. There was little sign that he might be nearing the end of it. “OK if we can’t do that what about if we coated let’s say packets of playing cards or dirty magazines or Read More…

Invitation to a christening

“Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,” said Sven Mayhem, “to the inaugural meeting of our organisation. Before we turn to the agenda, I just need to remind you all that the toilets are next to reception and, in the event of a fire, the alarm will sound and we should all congregate in the car park. Now, our Read More…